Top Quotes
The most voted Skyrim NPC quotes — from guards to Jarls. Discover and vote for your favourites.
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
— Guard
17Everything's for sale, my friend. Everything. If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second.
— Belethor
12I'm on fire!
— Guard
7Then perhaps you care to explain why you are standing so close a dead body with your weapon drawn?
— Guard
6Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
— Merchant
6I saw you do that, you know.
— Guard
6Once I've made enough money trading with the Khajiit caravans, I'm going to buy the Bannered Mare from Hulda.
— Ysolda
4My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.
— Guard
4Suit yourself, but you better decide what you want to do about this arrest. No one walks away for free.
— Guard
3You know, the law here in Solitude can be a bit... "flexible." So long as you've got the gold. That's the way the Thieves Guild likes it.
— Guard
3Wait... I know you.
— Guard
3Why the Elven blade, hmm? Nord steel not good enough for you?
— Guard
3I've had enough of you!
— Guard
3Take my advice, don't listen to that talk of the "face sculptor" down in the Ragged Flagon. "Face butcher" is more like it from what I've heard.
— Guard
3No need to get rough!
— Guard
3Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing.
— Merchant
3...must oil Mother soon... ...get all the hard to reach places...
— Cicero
3That could have turned out better.
— Guard
3Once more and I'm going to have to kill you.
— Guard
3Leave that dog alone!
— Guard
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