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Arrow in the knee

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  1. I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

    Guard

    17
  2. Everything's for sale, my friend. Everything. If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second.

    Belethor

    12
  3. I'm on fire!

    Guard

    7
  4. Then perhaps you care to explain why you are standing so close a dead body with your weapon drawn?

    Guard

    6
  5. Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?

    Merchant

    6
  6. I saw you do that, you know.

    Guard

    6
  7. Once I've made enough money trading with the Khajiit caravans, I'm going to buy the Bannered Mare from Hulda.

    Ysolda

    4
  8. My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

    Guard

    4
  9. Suit yourself, but you better decide what you want to do about this arrest. No one walks away for free.

    Guard

    3
  10. You know, the law here in Solitude can be a bit... "flexible." So long as you've got the gold. That's the way the Thieves Guild likes it.

    Guard

    3
  11. Wait... I know you.

    Guard

    3
  12. Why the Elven blade, hmm? Nord steel not good enough for you?

    Guard

    3
  13. I've had enough of you!

    Guard

    3
  14. Take my advice, don't listen to that talk of the "face sculptor" down in the Ragged Flagon. "Face butcher" is more like it from what I've heard.

    Guard

    3
  15. No need to get rough!

    Guard

    3
  16. Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing.

    Merchant

    3
  17. ...must oil Mother soon... ...get all the hard to reach places...

    Cicero

    3
  18. That could have turned out better.

    Guard

    3
  19. Once more and I'm going to have to kill you.

    Guard

    3
  20. Leave that dog alone!

    Guard

    3