Skyrim Guard Discord Bot
Bring authentic Skyrim guard quotes to your Discord server.
Features
Automatic posts
The bot posts a random Skyrim quote in a channel of your choice at a configurable interval — from every hour to once a week. Set it and forget it.
Welcome new members
Greet every newcomer with an authentic Skyrim quote sent to a dedicated welcome channel. A memorable first impression for your server.
Keyword reactions
The bot listens for keywords and patterns in your server's conversations and occasionally replies with a fitting Skyrim quote — like a guard coming to life.
Reply to @mentions
Mention the bot and it will always respond with a random Skyrim quote, no matter what you say to it.
Commands
/guard-quote
Posts a random Skyrim quote in the configured server language. Optionally pass a specific quote slug to retrieve a particular quote.
/guard-setup
Configure the bot for your server (moderator only). Sets the language (9 supported: en, fr, de, es, it, ru, pl, ja, zh), auto-post channel, posting frequency, and welcome message settings.
- language — The language used for all bot quotes. 9 choices: English, Français, Deutsch, Español, Italiano, Русский, Polski, 日本語, 中文. en/fr/de/es have full translations; others fall back to English.
- channel — The text channel where the bot will post automatic quotes.
- frequency — How often (in hours) the bot posts a new quote automatically. Accepts values from 1 to 168 (one week). Default: 12 hours.
- welcome_channel — The text channel where the bot posts a welcome quote when a new member joins the server.
- welcome_enabled — Enables or disables the welcome quote for new members. Requires welcome_channel to be configured. Default: disabled.
/guard-info
Displays the current bot configuration for this server (visible only to you).
/guard-silence
Temporarily silences the bot (moderator only). The bot sends a farewell quote and pauses all automatic posts for the specified duration (1–720 hours). Use /guard-setup to re-enable it.
/guard-hire-me
Posts a public recruitment message inviting others to add the bot to their own Discord server. The message is sent in the server's configured language and includes a link to the bot's page.